My Human Mother

[Dedicated to Squeekie, who died from
poisonous Chinese cat food at the age of 20-1/2]

My human mother,
Shes okay.
She feeds me, she pets me,
Sometimes we play.
My human mother,
Ive trained her well.
Lets see what well have for dinner today.

Did she get out the cat food yet?
Waiting so long is really a drag
Where is my dinner?
Where is the can?
Is it good food?
I dont give a darn.
So on your mark,
Set go and get!
Did she get out the cat food yet?

My human mother,
Shes okay.
She feeds me, she pets me,
Sometimes we play
My human mother,
Ive trained her well.
Lets see what she brought home for me today.

Did she bring me a toy to play?
I tore up the one she bought yesterday.
I tore up the mouse,
The doll with long hair.
I even tore up
Her favorite chair.
So on your mark,
Set go hurray!
I think she brought me a toy to play.

My human mother,
Shes okay.
She feeds me, she pets me,
Sometimes we play.
My human mother,
Ive trained her well.
Lets see what shell do for me today.


Will she get rid of that dreadful dog?
He eats my food, hes really a hog.
He whines all day, his manners are raw.
Id like to give him a piece of my claw.
So on your mark,
Run dont walk.
Mom, please get rid of that dreadful dog.

Hey, hey, hey
Thats what I say
Come home a bit sooner, Mom
Its time to play.

  2007  Ingrid Heldt