Check the Box !  (Questionnaire of Love)

I haven't been dating much this year,
But I have a great idea:

I've been working on a Questionnaire of Love,
Please fill in all the answers.
Cause you're the one I'm always thinking of,
And I've got to know my chances.
So, please tell me
Would you rather be:

(a)        On the Nile - chased by a crocodile?
(b)        In a tent - cause you couldn't pay the rent? 
(c)        In despair - with a game of Solitaire? 
(d)        Would you like to be - with me? 

Lalala lalala lalala - Check the box! 
Lalala lalala lalala - A - B - C ! 
Lalala lalala lalala - Be with me! 
Lalala lalala lalala.

Here it is, my Questionnaire of Love:
Take a pencil and get ready.
Tell me I'm the one you're thinking of
And you'd like to be my steady.
So please tell me
Would you rather be:

(a)        On a pleasure trip - to the Vegas strip 
            Losing all your dough - in a single throw? 
(b)        In a sauna - where it's very hot, 
            When you want to leave - the door is stuck? 
(c)        On a picture trip - through the Sahara 
            When the camel ate - your camera? 
(d)        Would you like to be - with me? 

Lalala lalala lalala - Check the box! 
Lalala lalala lalala - A - B - C ! 
Lalala lalala lalala - Be with me! 
Lalala lalala lalala 

Check "d" - Be with me! Check "d" - Be with me! 
Check "d" - Be with me! Check "d"!
Check "d" - Be with me! Check "d" - Be with me! 
Check "d" - Be with me! Check "d"!

Would you rather be:

(a)        In a snowstorm - on a mountain slope 
            With a broken leg - and a broken rope? 
(b)        Flying to Quebec - on a jumbo jet, 
            Instead being hijacked - to Tibet? 
(c)        Alone with the woman - of your dreams; 
            She takes one look at you - and screams? 
(d)        Would you like to be - with me? 

Lalala lalala lalala - Check the box! 
Lalala lalala lalala - A - B - C ! 
Lalala lalala lalala - Be with me! 
Lalala lalala lalala.

 2001  Brenda Fairweather Ingrid Heldt Becky Raveson